Motorcycle parking at football grounds - Burnley

Frankly, gawd knows, all suggestions gratefully received in case I ever care to go back. But don't blithely assume that single yellow lines don't apply on Saturday afternoons just because lots of cagers appear to have done the same.

And we lost 1-0, and it rained on me both ways, and the bits of West Yorkshire you go through to to get there are full of traffic-filled roads surfaced with builder's rubble and chip fat, and all the petrol stations there have no toilets, and if you use an HTC Desire as a satnav it runs the battery flat in about two hours.